| Little Creatures I Have Eaten | ||||||||||||||||||
| The Normal Stuff | The Abnormal Stuff | |||||||||||||||||
| Black ants, red ants, fire ants, cockroaches, junebugs, dust spiders, daddy longlegs, brown recluse (not recommended), portuguese man-o-war, sea wasp, horse, shark, whale (it was before they were illegal to hunt, honestly!), groundhog, oppossum, crawdads, guana, garter snake, indian cobra, rattlesnake (river rattlers, not diamondbacks), sparrow (not much of a meal, but do with what you can in the woods), goat, frog, bees, some kinda multilegged bug thing, mealworms, grubs, flies, tequilla worms, crickets, grasshoppers, and once a gerbil...it got stepped on, didn't want it to go to waste...makes great stewmeat. | ||||||||||||||||||
| The Ten Most Perfect Women I've Met | ||||||||||||||||||
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Fits in well with the other sections,no? When I say perfect, I don't me absolutely perfect...I mean perfect in each of their own individual ways. Well, let's start with ten. She was my first grade homeroom teacher, it was her first actual time teaching. And she was good at what she did. I actually hated weekends and breaks because she made school so much fun. She was the only teacher that came to my birthday party (which was during the summer, when most teachers have retreated back to their coffins). Definately a top notch person from the race of man. Number Nine: Aslee Lopez Only two words can describe her, crazy and bitch (bitch in a good way, honestly Aslee! '~_^) She is like me, insane and witty. She may be small, but what she lacks in stature she more than makes up for in personality (and volume). She has a nasty habit of accidentally smashing her head into desks (true to the crazy anime girl fashion). She has hair from the pit of Hell...don't get me wrong, it's nice, but it's scary. It's big and poofy and you can hide stuff in it. I swear she could keep a book in it if she tried. She has the "verbal waterfall syndrome," first discovered by Drew Barrymore, and a tendancy to squeek in a cute fashion. She is small (as I said before), but she is built to boot! I'm serious, she's proportioned perfectly for her size...aside from some slightly larger...assets ^_^ A good friend, she's always there to listen to your problems, and then laugh at them. I actually was concidering asking her out...but kinda bowed out (because A: Iwas chicken, and B: we've know eachother for a while...so there'd be weirdness). Definately a dwarf, with just a touch of faery. Number Eight: The Girl in the Bix at Six I've seen her only twice, but she is simply stunning in the way of physical prowess. And I don't mean that she was really hot (even though she was), what I mean is she was operating like a machine. I finished the seven-mile race much sooner than I would have because of her. She never seemed to hit the ground, her feet just rolled off of it and propelled her further. Her entire body was moving in a surging circular forward motion. Every muscle working at it's peak efficiency. Her legs were strong and full (a characteristic shared by runners, gymnists, and soccar players), they keep a constant stride. She ran like a gazelle, her stride long and even. Unlike some people whose bodies work out of sequence, parts bouncing around uncontrolably, and feet hitting the ground hard; her whole body was moving in sequence. Everything from feet to breasts to even her hair were uniform. I kept pace with her for as long as I could. We had a nice conversation before I had to fall back. She was a crossbreed definately, probably the race of man and Elvish. Number Seven: Crystal (the girl in the third row) She is one of the few people I try to draw from life. She is a beauty, but in the unconventional way. There is nothing noticable spectacular about her, however she has a certain something I cannot place. She holds her head differently than most, kind of artistically arched ever so slightly. I would compare it to a birds neck almost. Her jawline is also slightly more distinct than normal, but with a soft quality that gives it a pleasing edge. Her hair (which I assume the original color was brown) is streaked heavily with chrome light violet-red. And the air around her is almost etherial, and her voice is overly soft...adding to that air. She definately has Elvish blood in her. Number Six: Number Five: Megumi Hayashibara (if ya hafta ask you'll never know) She is quite possibly the quirkiest seiyuu/singer/nurse there is. The driving force behind my favorite anime chick (Rei Ayanami), she kicks major ass. 'Nuff said. She is of unknown blood...too short for Elf, too light for dwarf, not quite of the race of man, not draconic, most certainly not orc or goblin...I'm guessing a cross between gnome and race of man. | ||||||||||||||||||
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