Welcome to the demented depths of my twisted mind. This pages is dedicated to the dark and repressed parts of the human spirit. Now, there is a difference between letting your dark-half run free, and being a complete boner. The freaks that walk into schools with guns for example. Now a healthy expression of insanity would be mercilessly dismembering the boner that walked into your school with a gun and killed your friends. "Shoot my buddy will you!?" *RIIIIIIIP* *SPLAT* And mugging people on the street, that's just in total bad taste. However choking the guy to death that tried to mug you with his own intestines, that's just fine. And you don't want to know what I think should happen to the guy you catch breaking into your house with a gun. They'd hafta pick him up with a sponge. So welcome to my horrific vision of evil. And if you're thinking "Evil? This guy is really bad. Just look at the caption above.
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If you are frightened at this point, you must be very smart...because THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!!! Yes! You'll never hear them until it's too late! They are watching you right now! ACK! Look out behind you! Oh...wait, that's just a wall, sorry. Err..it could have been one of them! And now for something completely different. "What's on the television now?" "It' looks like a penguin." "What's it doing?" "Standing." "I can see it's standing! But what is it DOING?" "How should I know?! Do I look like the bloody Dr. Christian Barnard?!" "What if it layed an egg?" "It would fall down the back of the tele." "Pardon this interruption, but the penguin on top of your television set is about to explode."
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"Vexilla regis proeunt inferni"
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My Typo Page!!!...WARNING this page will give you a headache, and YES I made it that way on purpose, actually I made all the pages in an odd and annoying way (try and find the secret link, bet you can't! :p )
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My Ramblings
The Most Terrifying Page on Earth
Little Things I Have Eaten and Top Ten Women
The Three Major Elder Races
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